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Dipped in sweet chocolate or some tasty Sassafras
a tired old fruit in search of Curtatone's XXX
the liver spot hand, like it's fishin' for bass
just on the other side of /Joe Curtatone's XXX
Little flames shoot forth from
his majesty's feet
could set apartments ablaze
that have the wrong kind of meat
tres butch little number
her voice obnoxious and grating
but the old queen's her boss
so he gets this month's skewed rating
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with the condo commotion
the mayor must have balls of brass
and some white haired old coot
obsessed with Curtatone's XXX
hitting on His Honor
spread the word, far and near
the little kids at the station
find an open can of beer
Ya better tell the ACM
in all their moral authority
another crony infestation
acting like its a majority
parents paying big bucks
expect their kids will find /all grace and class
not some lecherous old man
in search of Curtatone's ass
The Thursday afternoon special
the DJs call it Tilt-a-Whirl
a spider's web ready to capture
yet another little girl
He thinks he's Howard Stern
the devlish' villian, such a rascal
with a penchant for young women
like a poor man's Eddie Haskell
It's all about him
ogling a cute little lass
while some reprobate curmudgeon
seeks out
Curtatone's Ass
TO BE CONTINUED
Lots more rhymes
to define all their crimes!
descriptions
the mayor must have balls of brass
and some white haired old coot
obsessed with Curtatone's XXX
hitting on His Honor
spread the word, far and near
the little kids at the station
find an open can of beer
Ya better tell the ACM
in all their moral authority
another crony infestation
acting like its a majority
parents paying big bucks
expect their kids will find /all grace and class
not some lecherous old man
in search of Curtatone's ass
The Thursday afternoon special
the DJs call it Tilt-a-Whirl
a spider's web ready to capture
yet another little girl
He thinks he's Howard Stern
the devlish' villian, such a rascal
with a penchant for young women
like a poor man's Eddie Haskell
It's all about him
ogling a cute little lass
while some reprobate curmudgeon
seeks out
Curtatone's Ass
TO BE CONTINUED
Lots more rhymes
to define all their crimes!
descriptions
Tilt-A-Whirl - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilt-A-Whirl
Tilt-A-Whirl is a flat ride similar to the Waltzer in Europe, designed for commercial use at amusement parks, fairs, and carnivals, in which it is commonly found.
coot
ko͞ot/
noun
a foolish or eccentric person, typically an old man.
Urban Dictionary: butch
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butch
Marge is pretty butch. she's really strong, fixes cars better than a mechanic, and ... in a lesbian relationship, and especially of a butch/femme lesbian relationship.
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