Parody
CLEAVE TO THE BEAVER!
Creepy Old News Guy: Where's that beer that flake of a board member left open with kids in the room?
Heady Askell: We've got 11 year old girls, twelve year old girls, thirteen year old girls, we don't censor them, Jerry Mathers!
Creepy Old News Guy: DereeekA, will you take off that football jersey and start acting like a woman...
Dereek A: My apartment burned down, gimme money, gimme money, get all the members to pony up money for a money-grubbing witch who yells and screams all the way down the hall!
Heady Askell from Leave it To Beaver: Now she would NEVER get on my show, that one relieves herself standing up!
Ward Cleaver: Now Heady, you are discriminating and retaliating
Heady Askell: You bet I am, Mr. Cleaver
Ward: Just because the crony-infested reprobates take advantage of volunteer members, drink beer, make sexual advances at a mayor and rip-0ff the membership is no reason to take it out on the young girls.
Heady Askell: What's wrong with interviewing so many young girls every Thursday?
Ward: Well...it just doesn't look right
to be continued
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